Marvin Lurie

Alt-Majority Nursery Rhymes: Book Three (2017)

Every time I think I've gone too far,
I read the newspaper and realize
I haven't gone far enough.


Alt-Right, Alt-White
bigots now can shun the night.
If you're Christian you're alright
no more hiding in twilight.
If they wish if they might
America First is their birthright.  

Pussy-Grabber is a serial blabber and a serial blabber is he.
He sent out tweets in the middle of the night
and called for his henchmen three.
Every henchman is a walking colon and a very fine colon is he.
There's none so rare that can compare
with Grabber and his colons three.

Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
I've been to Washington to make a scene.
Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you there?
I gave Pussy-Grabber a terrible scare.

Gooser, Gooser, Grabber
how you hands do wander,
up skirts, down shirts
in any woman's chamber.

I'm a little despot
there's no doubt.
Donny's my handle, outrage I spout.
When I get all steamed up
I will shout,
refugees should all stay out.

Russian winds will blow and we shall have woe
and what will Donny do then, poor thing?
He'll stay up till morn, tweet up a storm,
hide his head in the West Wing, poor thing.  

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